“It’s a little-known fact that President Eisenhower installed an inter-connecting series of tubes in all US homes built before 1957. Go ahead at home, tear up your floorboards, you’ll see what I’m talking about….I can wait here while you do it. So anyway, if the Net Neutrality Act fails, get ready for the excitement of the Information SuperTube. Hey! I just got a pneu-mail!”

P.S. “Cats dressed as nuns eating from dishes of gravy…” Hee.